| Just Jeff - 24 January 2010 |
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| Written by Luke | |
| Tuesday, 26 January 2010 09:41 | |
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How about a few 'funnies' to start the year? Enjoy these, and smile, because God is not in a bad mood, and He loves you. These are some truths children have learned. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair; You can't trust dog's to watch your food; Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair; no matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats; you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. These are some truths adults have learned. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail jelly to a tree; Wrinkles don't hurt; Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside; Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy; Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get; Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. As our guest this morning you are most welcome.
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